That's Punny!
Enjoy these puns, they are lots of fun!
1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
14. Without geometry, life is pointless.
15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
17. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
18. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
19. A backwards poet writes inverse.
20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
21. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.
26. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.
30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
31. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .
32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.
33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
14. Without geometry, life is pointless.
15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
17. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
18. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
19. A backwards poet writes inverse.
20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
21. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.
26. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.
30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
31. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .
32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.
33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
15 Comments:
At November 24, 2008 at 10:44 AM , A.Bananna said...
THat is very punny! :) sorry to hear about "skips" loss. we will keep you all in our prayers!
I washed my dishes! I used my bath tub since it drains! :) there is always a way! Love you!
At November 24, 2008 at 11:55 AM , david mcmahon said...
Jo, that is hilarious!
At November 24, 2008 at 5:50 PM , Ellie Creek Ellis said...
lol they are funny!
At November 24, 2008 at 6:36 PM , Lynetta said...
Very punny, JoJo! Loved reading that.
At November 25, 2008 at 1:25 AM , Saz said...
uplifting and hugely funny POTD...well written...
At November 25, 2008 at 10:54 AM , Hilary said...
I find puns irresistible! Here from David's. :)
At November 25, 2008 at 3:23 PM , Preity Angel... said...
Jo, thats really funny
At November 25, 2008 at 4:13 PM , Anonymous said...
Of course this was a shooin for POTD..we all are aware of David's penchant. Very funny...groan groan.
At November 25, 2008 at 4:42 PM , Louise said...
I see why this was on the Post of the Day list!!
At November 25, 2008 at 4:56 PM , Velvet Ginger said...
That's really cute!!! I had to read a few of them twice! lol
love you!
At November 25, 2008 at 7:04 PM , M&M FAMILY said...
LOL love you JoJo
At November 25, 2008 at 9:27 PM , Charlene Amsden said...
LOL! What fun. I am glad David sent me.
At November 26, 2008 at 7:27 PM , Ellie Creek Ellis said...
luv you jo jo, have a wonderful day tomorrow with your daughter, jason and granddaughters! give them all lovs from me!
At November 27, 2008 at 7:30 AM , A.Bananna said...
YEs have a great time with your girls!! LOVE YOU!!
I am thankful for you! happy Thanksgiving!
At December 1, 2008 at 4:08 PM , San said...
I agree with Anna. Very punny indeed.
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